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May 21st, 2008 / 0 Comments / Tags: politics / Trackback

This is why I watch C-SPAN

This exchange just occurred between David Obey and John Culberson over the emergency supplemental to the Iraq spending bill on the House floor:

John Culberson (R-TX): …it contains provisions that have nothing to do with our troop’s survival and safety in the field. To burden our troops with pork, with tax increases, with special provisions that have nothing to do with the war, adds to, I think, the obvious misuse of the process and I urge members to vote against the pork and support our troops.

Obey: I yield myself 30 seconds…I’d like the gentleman from Texas to point out a single piece of member pork in this bill.

Culberson: Does the gentleman yield?

Obey: Yes.

Culberson: Mr., Mr. Chairman, there’s a number of un-un-unnecessary provisions in this…

Obey: Name one.

Culberson: Well, why are we separating out, sir, why aren’t we just passing…

Obey: (nearly yelling) Name one.

Culberson: Why are we…

Obey: (yelling, finger pointing) Can you name one or can’t you? The fact is there is not a single piece of member pork in this bill. You ought to…

(pounding gavel, “time expired”)

Culberson: (inaudible)…why are we passing provisions in this bill with tax increases?

(pounding gavel)

“The gentlemen will cease their conversation. The time of 30 seconds has expired. All members are asked to address their remarks through the chair.”

Obey: I yield myself one additional minute….and through the chair, I would invite the member to name a specific piece of congressional pork in this bill. He cannot because there is none. He’s at least had enough time to read the bill to know that.

EDIT: Now with video goodness!

May 15th, 2008 / 0 Comments / Tags: politics / Trackback

Wherein Joe Biden Loses His Mind

Sen. Joe Biden, piling on to Democratic complaints about President Bush’s speech in Israel today:

“This is bullshit, this is malarkey. This is outrageous, for the president of the United States to go to a foreign country, to sit in the Knesset … and make this kind of ridiculous statement.”

May 15th, 2008 / 0 Comments / Tags: politics / Trackback

Iron Man

4 / 5

All in all, a pretty good movie. People don’t remember, but the comic book was laughably bad: Tony Stark was a card-carrying capitalist and member of the military-industrial complex. Iron Man actually destroyed Stark’s business competitors, but this was morally justified by them being either Communists or psychos. Lazy employees that were fired actually went on to become supervillians. I kid you not, one plot line involved the “Mandarin”, who tried to destroy Stark Enterprises by unionizing its employees. It was the Weekly Standard of comic cooks.

The movie’s Tony Stark has some shades of that character, but Robert Downey Jr. makes everything funny. The climactic fight scene is a little, uhm, anti-climactic, but the ending was superb.

May 9th, 2008 / 0 Comments / Trackback

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Need a metaphor for tonight’s primary spanking by Obamarama? I’ve got your metaphor.

May 6th, 2008 / 0 Comments / Tags: politics, obama / Trackback


What. The. Hell.

May 6th, 2008 / 0 Comments / Tags: politics, clinton / Trackback

Obama as Manchurian Candidate? Not so fast.

Last Friday, Ann Coulter posed the timeless question:

”Is Obama a Manchurian candidate to normal Americans who love their country? … Or is he being the Manchurian candidate to the traitor wing of the Democratic Party?”

Indeed. I have a question for Coulter: has she seen or read The Manchurian Candidate? The book and movie about a presidential candidate, wartime hero, and POW who was tortured and brainwashed in Southeast Asia? Is this really a place she wants to go?

May 2nd, 2008 / 0 Comments / Tags: politics, obama, mccain / Trackback


You’re all a bunch of commies.

May 2nd, 2008 / 0 Comments / Trackback


READY TO BREW A CAPPUCCINO ON DAY ONE.

May 1st, 2008 / 0 Comments / Trackback