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Iron Man

4 / 5

All in all, a pretty good movie. People don’t remember, but the comic book was laughably bad: Tony Stark was a card-carrying capitalist and member of the military-industrial complex. Iron Man actually destroyed Stark’s business competitors, but this was morally justified by them being either Communists or psychos. Lazy employees that were fired actually went on to become supervillians. I kid you not, one plot line involved the “Mandarin”, who tried to destroy Stark Enterprises by unionizing its employees. It was the Weekly Standard of comic cooks.

The movie’s Tony Stark has some shades of that character, but Robert Downey Jr. makes everything funny. The climactic fight scene is a little, uhm, anti-climactic, but the ending was superb.

May 9th, 2008 / 0 Comments / Trackback

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Need a metaphor for tonight’s primary spanking by Obamarama? I’ve got your metaphor.

May 6th, 2008 / 0 Comments / Tags: politics, obama / Trackback


What. The. Hell.

May 6th, 2008 / 0 Comments / Tags: politics, clinton / Trackback

Obama as Manchurian Candidate? Not so fast.

Last Friday, Ann Coulter posed the timeless question:

“Is Obama a Manchurian candidate to normal Americans who love their country? … Or is he being the Manchurian candidate to the traitor wing of the Democratic Party?”

Indeed. I have a question for Coulter: has she seen or read The Manchurian Candidate? The book and movie about a presidential candidate, wartime hero, and POW who was tortured and brainwashed in Southeast Asia? Is this really a place she wants to go?

May 2nd, 2008 / 0 Comments / Tags: politics, obama, mccain / Trackback


You’re all a bunch of commies.

May 2nd, 2008 / 0 Comments / Trackback


READY TO BREW A CAPPUCCINO ON DAY ONE.

May 1st, 2008 / 0 Comments / Trackback

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Direct mailing from Obama’s campaign in Indiana

April 23rd, 2008 / 0 Comments / Tags: politics, obama / Trackback


Ultimate Fighting Jesus

Holy crap:

The aspect of church that men find least appealing is its conception of Jesus. Driscoll put this bluntly in his sermon “Death by Love” at the 2006 Resurgence theology conference (available at TheResurgence.com). According to Driscoll, “real men” avoid the church because it projects a “Richard Simmons, hippie, queer Christ” that “is no one to live for [and] is no one to die for.” Driscoll explains, “Jesus was not a long-haired … effeminate-looking dude”; rather, he had “callused hands and big biceps.” This is the sort of Christ men are drawn to—what Driscoll calls “Ultimate Fighting Jesus.”

April 21st, 2008 / 2 Comments / Tags: religion / Trackback

“Thank you your Holiness, awesome speech.”

George Bush, complimenting the Pope on his address

April 18th, 2008 / 0 Comments / Trackback

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